10 Reasons Why NOT to Move to Australia

As you saw from Wednesday’s post, the OECD has found Australia the best country in the world to live in. But that is not an opinion shared by everybody.

For some time I have been working on a post called ’10 Reasons Why NOT to Move to Australia’. When I say “working on”, what I mean is I have had the idea, created a notepad with the title and every now and then, when I think of a reason, I add it to the list.

In three years, this is as far as I have got…..

1. Your favourite hobby is history/archaeology.
2. You are allergic to golden sandy beaches.

That’s it!

But where I have struggled with this, a guy called Fred has had no problems in compiling his list. Fred contacted me recently via my YouTube channel with a request for me to allow his video as a “video response” to one of my videos.

I emailed Fred back and told him what I would really like to do is a feature post about his blog, even though I did not agree with a single thing on his website. I also explained I would very likely be taking the Mickey out of what he has said and asked if he was okay with that. I also mentioned that I could not work out whether his website was serious or a complete joke.

Fred replied he was happy for me to go ahead and also said “My website is just a tool to make prospective migrants know some facts before making their mind. I am just trying to do good here. Don’t forget that I mentioned that I have met some good people in Oz as well. To me the main problem was nature, not people. So the only fix was to leave. Wish you a good life in Oz.”

So, he is up for it and, apparently, his website is serious. So let us get stuck in.

On occasions  I have been accused of looking at Australia with rose tinted glasses. I have never really understood that idiom, but I do know it means I only (apparently) see the best side of this country.

Well, here is Fred with his view which is surely the worst side.

10 Reasons Why NOT to Move to Australia

What I am going to do here is run through each of Fred’s 10 points, summarise them in my own words and give you one short Fred quote from it. But to get the full flavour of Fred’s wonderful website, you really should visit it for yourself and read it all.

It’s only a one-page website and will take you less than 5 minutes and that includes pauses for laughter. Here goes…

1- UV Radiation

Apparently, to protect ourselves from these dangers, those of us here in Australia have to avoid the sun, wear long sleeves and trousers, big hats, slap on the sunscreen every couple of hours and wear dark glasses.

Mooloolaba Sun AvoidanceWell, I’m not buying that one.

It is not just us people who suffer either, according to Fred “Trees look sad.”

2- Pests

Cockroaches, snakes, rats and spiders are mentioned here and Fred feels that not even pest control can stop “the spider from building its home so quickly every day. They can’t stop it from checking your mail…”

Spiders checking my mail?

3- People

Fred’s general opinion of Australian people isn’t good. A top contender for best quote in this section was where he mentions the likelihood of being attacked with glass or something. But my favourite sentence of them all was the one just after he mentions having met some highly educated people who he thought were normal. He continues “However, the rest of them are divided into old people and young people. Old people are OK because they can’t fight!”

4- Cost of Life

Fred thinks Australia is expensive. He has some ideas why this is and explains it with this…. “One reason behind it is that the government pays for babies.”

5- Location

It is not just Australia is a long way away from so many other countries, but even getting about within Australia is tough because there are “not enough gas stations either.”

6- Health Care

sickOur health care system is funny and dental costs crazy. Waiting times are too long; expect to wait all night at ER. And, according to Fred, “Some small service centers are at par with developing countries.”

7- Roads

Bad, bad, bad roads! Roundabouts everywhere, even on the highways. You must visit his website if only to find out about our terrible roads. As he says “I have seen better roads in many places except Srilanka!”

8- Education

Universities are public and everyone studies for free, apparently. But the bad news is they are not safe and, according to Fred, you will probably be raped at night. Which leads me to my favourite quote from this one. “Of course there is no punishment or law.”

9- Housing

aussie houseBad, bad, bad housing! Houses are old and badly maintained because people want to spend their money on drink instead. But that is not the real problem with houses. No. There is a government conspiracy. According to Fred “Actually the government forbids new buildings so as to keep the price high, but the quality drops!”

There is a lot more information on Fred’s site about the housing, and I know I have already said you must visit his website if only to find out about the terrible roads. But now I am thinking, maybe you should only visit his website to find out about the terrible housing.

Hey! Why not visit his website to find out about both?

10- Crime

In Australia, teenagers attack old people all the time. It is a risk to go out at night. These teenagers get money directly from the government. And if you think all that sounds horrific enough, as Fred says, “There is no arrest, no law enforcement, nothing!”


So there you have it. 10 reasons why not to move to Australia according to Fred. I don’t agree with any of it. Having said that, I think Fred’s site is as funny as any I’ve seen. So I thank him for making me laugh.

But this really is just a very brief overview of his 10 reasons; Fred puts it so much better than I do. I highly recommend you pop over to his website and take a few minutes to read and digest it all.

Fred also gives a bonus 11th reason which I won’t reveal here. So why not go to go to NotAustralia?


No point in clicking that link anymore, Freds website was taken down by the hosts. Last time I was able to click through, I saw the following message…

“We’re sorry, this site is frozen.
If you are the site owner, please contact our abuse team regarding the status of your website.”

Seems we weren’t the only ones who found Freds opinions offensive 🙂

Here’s his video:

No it isn’t.

Update 2: Fred removed his video from YouTube and explained why in a comment on this very page. You can see that comment somewhere below, a long long way below, underneath all the other yummy comments. Look for one by Fred sometime in June 2014.

Now, for those of you who can’t sleep at night worrying what that 11th bonus reason was, I’m going to reprint it here.

From the now taken down Not Australia website, this sums it all up really…

11- Bonus reason!

Most of Australia is dry and there are a lot of bush fires and house fires. An additional reason is the abnormally high intensity of sun radiation which makes this risk even bigger. Sandstorms come from the desert as well.


Please feel free to add your views and comments below, but do be aware that bad language and swearing is not allowed on this website. I thank you in advance for your cooperation.

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  • Richard December 16, 2017, 2:18 pm | Link

    Hi, I am a UK person living in Australia, I cannot wait to move back to the UK. Australia is a horrid country to live in with rude, racist people. The racism is not obvious, but it is clearly present everywhere, meaning people dont admit it, but they are. Infrastructure has to be at least 30-40 years behind uk, roads, hospitals etc. No schooling is free, you pay thousands of dollars a year for fees, uniform, books etc. Australians are very rude, and this shows on the roads where it is officially reported that they are among the worst drivers in the world (google it). Education standards are abysmal. This place is also the nanny country of the world with repressed people with no freedom and governments and a police force that constantly takes the p##s out of people and treats them like children. The governments have no vision and Australian politics is a laughing stock of the world (very childish and petty). I am a white UK person living in Melbourne, I have a good job but I cant afford to buy a house as prices are so over inflated (driven by the government to artificially stimulate the economy by allowing mass foreign investment etc, this place should have collapsed years ago and indeed it needs too). It is easily twice as expensive to live here than in the UK. There is much more I could say. To say Melbourne is the most liveable city, in my opinion is crazy, I would rather live in any town or city in the uk.

    • BobinOz December 18, 2017, 4:55 pm | Link

      Yes, I took your advice and googled ‘worst drivers in the world’. Three YouTube videos appeared at the top of that search, no time for that, but in fourth position was one called ‘The Ten Countries With The Worst Drivers – Jalopnik’.

      Here are the countries they listed in that top 10, starting at number 10 which was Vietnam, followed by Italy, Venezuela, Dominican Republic, Saudi Arabia, Nigeria, USA, China, India, and in the top spot, Russia.

      No Australia, sorry.

      There was another top 10 list a couple of places below that, still no mention of Australia. Yes, I saw one headline asking if Australians were the world’s worst drivers and another suggesting Melbourne drivers are the worst in the world. But they were written by Australian newspapers and in the case of the latter, a Melbourne-based newspaper.

      What d’ya think?

      For the truth about school fees see Cost of Living in Australia: School Fees.

      Richard, there’s nothing wrong with preferring the UK, but there is no need to do a ‘Fred’ and string together a load of false accusations against Australia. Yes, sure we have rubbish politicians, and houses are expensive in Melbourne. But good luck with Theresa May and the mess that is called Brexit (a vote which was largely based on racism, you can google that for yourself) and I’m sure you will find everyone extraordinarily polite when you get back home.

  • Amber December 8, 2017, 12:37 pm | Link

    I hear Australia is great if you’re white.

    • BobinOz December 8, 2017, 5:47 pm | Link

      No good to you then Amber 🙂 sorry, couldn’t resist. To clear that up for some of you, just in case, here is the definition (or one of them) of amber:

      a honey-yellow colour typical of amber.

  • Nicola November 29, 2017, 11:29 am | Link

    Who is the Fred person the writer keeps talking about?
    And if australia was so bad then why is Melbourne in Australia the most liveable city in the world 🗺 the roads here aren’t bad bad bad! There better then anything Americans have

    • BobinOz December 1, 2017, 3:46 pm | Link

      You know about as much as I do about Fred, which is his name is Fred. As it says above, he contacted me through YouTube wanting to spread the word about his thoughts on Australia.

      So I gave his ideas a platform here, and look how much fun we’re having 🙂 I think, actually no, there is no doubt this is the funniest comment thread on my website.

      • Michala December 5, 2017, 9:05 am | Link

        this is bs! i live in australia and this fred guy knows NOTHING. abosulute bs this is! i cant believe someone would say this about home country which i prefer over any other. Everything said above is total lies and false info.

  • HORRIBLE November 20, 2017, 7:58 am | Link

    You cant leave your suburb to work, or buy groceries as we have no roads or proper infrastructure. Its really an embarrassment and im ashamed. Yet we will keep developing new suburbs and bring in people by the truck loads. Very expensive and over taxxed place yet we see no improvements to society or infrastructure with all those taxes. ITS BAD.

    • BobinOz November 20, 2017, 8:52 pm | Link

      According to the World Bank collection of development indicators, Australia had 817,089 kilometres of road in 2009. IBISWorld tell me that supermarkets and grocery stores in Australia have a combined revenue of $101 billion and employ 362,102 people.

      Where is it you live exactly?

      • ShauninOZ December 4, 2017, 12:07 pm | Link

        You mix apples and oranges, as usually. Your reply is misleading, as usually. Demagogy 101.

  • no November 12, 2017, 2:55 pm | Link

    where the heck in Australia did you go?? “theres pests in Australia” Theres bloody pest where ever you go!! “teenagers attack old people all the time”. I don’t know one person who has even attacked someone our age, let alone an elderly person. “not enough gas stations”. What the hell are you doing in your car that you need a gas station every few hundred metres??

    • BobinOz November 13, 2017, 5:39 pm | Link

      I hope you didn’t mind me making a small (two tiny little letters, no prizes for guessing anybody) amendment to your comment no in order to get it approved, we have a strict no swearing policy on this website 🙂

      Your comment does remind me of a signpost I used to drive past in the UK when I lived there, it said ‘Last petrol for 50 yards.’

      I kid you not, and it was true as well, two petrol stations very close together. Very funny. I fully agree with you though, getting petrol isn’t a problem here in Australia.

  • Ozimandias October 28, 2017, 6:39 pm | Link

    So we have racist roads, racist UV, racist health care, racist housing, racist people, racist crime, racist pests, racist cost of living, racist location. Did I mention everything is pretty much racist?

    Here a racist, there a racist, everywhere a racist, racist.

    Old McRacist had a farm. Ee i ee i o.

    A strange fact, a lot of people want to live in Australia, even though it is so racist.

    “Fred” seems well endowed with Marxian class-consciousness ideology. In other words, a TV sucker.

    • Westren Bulldogs November 13, 2017, 4:43 pm | Link

      Im reading these comments in 2017. Im from USA and visiting Australia to meet family and Ive been here for 5 months heard 0 racist comments, Im staying in Adelaide I think some of you guys must live in America and are just feeling jealous or you live in some crazy place in Australia. Then crimes I just don’t understand that was stupid, in fact my family started laughing! Comparing crimes from Australia to USA thats not funny, duh their are stupid people everywhere, add least not all Aussies have guns! I agree weird! Ps I tried to spell words like Australian do so might not be all right.

      • ShauninOZ December 4, 2017, 12:17 pm | Link

        1) People, brainwashed by their TVs, exchange “racism” with “xenophobia”. Most Australians are not racist, the are afraid of all that is foreign.
        2) You said you visited Adelaide. South Australia is not the exact image of the rest of Australia. Adelaide was built up by hard working settlers from Germany. This part of Australia highly reminds of mainland Europe and it has a similar style (compared to the rest of Australia which is more”bogan”, UK-like, no offense).

        But you are right indeed, stupid (as well as kind) people are everywhere.

  • Connor October 25, 2017, 12:52 pm | Link

    This is very racist and not true.😡

    • BobinOz October 25, 2017, 8:40 pm | Link

      No, it’s not true, that’s why I personally find it so amusing. It’s not racist either, because Australians are not a race, it’s a nationality. I do get what you mean though 🙂

  • Sam October 2, 2017, 7:51 am | Link

    Some of the things on the list are true, some aren’t. It is true about UV, pest, cost of living and location. However, I know education here isn’t free, and they actually have a great health care system. But the biggest issue here is people. It is indeed multicultural, but there is generally a lack of respect for non-white people. Too many racists, especially towards Asian people. Having lived here for 4 years, I have encountered countless rude racist comments and was even attacked one time. Nearly all my Asian friends have had the same experience. Of course not alll Australians are racist and rude. This statement will never be true. There are wonderful people here , too. But I am talking about the percentage and the frequency of occurrence. It seems to be higher here from my experience compared to other places I have been to. I don’t feel very safe walking on the street. There is no gun issue here and people don’t get shot as often as in the US. However, I can get verbally abused for my ethnicity on a daily basis, and I feel I have been treated differently at my workplaces. I think that is the biggest drawback of Australia, and that is my opinion.

    • BobinOz October 3, 2017, 7:05 pm | Link

      That’s sad to hear you are being treated like this Sam, you shouldn’t have to put up with that stuff. Whereabouts in Australia are you? Not that it makes much difference, racism shouldn’t be happening anywhere. Hopefully the wonderful people massively outweigh the idiots.

  • Bil September 17, 2017, 7:46 pm | Link

    It’s like a blog for the touched

  • Mahboobe September 10, 2017, 5:16 pm | Link

    Good day every one
    I applied for PHD last year and am going to travel there soon. but, I feel stressed about the condition and the environment, after reading blogs… like above…. I’m scared the Australians don’t like foreigners.
    I don’t mind the hot weather or Snakes 😐 🙂

    • BobinOz September 11, 2017, 6:58 pm | Link

      Australia is a very multicultural society, the vast majority of people here are very welcoming to foreigners. Like any country though, we do have a small minority who are racist.

      Have a read of the following post and the comments…


      Don’t be scared, enjoy Australia 🙂

      • Mahboobe October 2, 2017, 3:09 pm | Link

        😀 Alright …. Thank you so much for the motivate 😉

    • Linda Walsh September 26, 2017, 7:55 am | Link

      Hi, there is good and bad everywhere. Much depends on your keenness to fit in, and Australia is very multicultural, especially in the cities. I must say however that for most folks, there’s no place like home.

      • Mahboobe October 2, 2017, 3:08 pm | Link

        You’re right. Thanks for the response.

    • ShauninOZ December 4, 2017, 12:22 pm | Link

      Good luck with your PhD. You soon learn what was plain whining and what is reality… the hard way 😉

  • Bobby July 29, 2017, 2:38 pm | Link

    I think the law in Australia favours the criminal where the punishment is to leant and the victims are the one that suffers. This doesn’t matter which law system.

  • Lime July 14, 2017, 4:14 pm | Link

    Please, please, always check your facts when writing this kind of thing. most of the things you described are no longer a problem or just not true. we have very good internet with NBN and if you use sunscreen, sunburn is not a problem. there are no sandstorms unless you live in the desert and although there are rats in some areas, all the other things you described are either not here or not pests. The Australian community is amazing and everyone is friendly, there is a very high standard of living and education and there is HARDLY ANY CRIME! Infact, 3 out of the 10 most livable cities are Australian, and the top one is Melbourne!!! Seriously, it’s almost like you’ve never actually been to Australia.

    Please, make sure your country is better before you start spreading false information about other countries.
    Thanks, Lime.

  • Liv July 5, 2017, 10:55 pm | Link

    Please get your facts straight before writing such a blog. Universities in Australia are not free nor are they unsafe. Plus, we have a public health care system for all to access unlike the US. If there is one thing you can’t accuse us of, it is having a poor health care system. Almost all of these arguments are completely inaccurate and ignorant… But yes, it does get hot down here. Peace out mates

    • BobinOz July 6, 2017, 7:22 pm | Link

      Actually, I disagree with you slightly, I think we have an excellent healthcare system here. I have, unfortunately, had quite a bit to do with hospitals lately, both private and public, and they have all been absolutely marvellous.

      Peace to to you too Liv 🙂

    • Connor October 25, 2017, 1:25 pm | Link

      I completely agree

  • marko July 4, 2017, 3:02 am | Link

    Lol have you even been to australia?? The roads are among the best in the world. Better than anywhere in the world I’ve been.
    Miles better roads then the US for example.
    And Universities aren’t free.
    Come on dude do some research at least if you’re not going to visit

    • Tim October 20, 2017, 7:17 am | Link

      Australian roads are worse than most countries I have been to and roadworks take forever to be completed. The reason is it is a very large country with not many taxpayers. So where in Australia do you have the German type autobahns? It may sound hard to believe but Turkey definitely has much better roads than you do.

      • Terry October 28, 2017, 10:17 am | Link

        When people write that Australia has roads I wonder which bit of Australia they have seen and what other countries for they have been to. Australians have only been making roads for two hundred years. Don’t believe the negatives others say, come and have a look for yourself. There is reason why Australia always gets good reviews.

        • Mark October 28, 2017, 3:51 pm | Link

          I will start with I like Australia Terry as can be testified from my comments on Bobs site. I have also travelled the world extensively and could not resist replying in humor to your comment as I fully agree Australia has been making roads for 200 years sadly some have them though have not been touched since 1817…Though I suspect there are some potholes in Deptford UK about the same age as well as other parts of the world.

  • Mark June 27, 2017, 10:40 am | Link

    This is a big lie Australia is a great place and u should 1000000% come here

    • Mark June 27, 2017, 10:46 am | Link

      Also were not the only country that has rude people ( we don’t have rude people ) and were also not the only that has bad houses and we don’t have radiation. Maybe he’s thinking of a different country.

  • Mark June 5, 2017, 11:48 am | Link

    Well, I think your overview of Australia is a bit unfair, though Melbourne is way way overrated, here’s why : https://www.facebook.com/Opposing-everything-because-Im-from-Melbourne-1571492209530380/

    • Lime July 14, 2017, 4:20 pm | Link

      Melbourne’s great, although housing is a little on the expensive side

      • Frank Accardo July 15, 2017, 3:15 am | Link

        Actually, I’ve been looking at some houses located just outside of Melbourne like Craigieburn. They’re a lot more affordable. My hopes of moving to Australia are still alive.

        • ShauninOZ December 4, 2017, 12:36 pm | Link

          Housing in Australia has not changed since the first settling days. You are cold in winter and you are hot in summer (in fact, there are no other seasons in Australia). Forget about cozy sitting in front of a TV in winter (unless you have electric blankets and heaters all over you) and in summer (unless you have your air conditioner running the whole day). This is not mainland Europe, the houses are still being built up from wooden frames and plasterboard.

          Feel free not to trust my comment. You can always come here and experience yourself, the hard way.

  • Brooklyn May 26, 2017, 9:33 am | Link

    Are you kidding? You cannot possibly say that the people of Australia are rude and mean! I think maybe 5% are rude but you just can’t generalize an entire country like that. And if we did in fact “claim” that pavlova was our own creation, we told the internet it wasn’t; how would you know otherwise? And the only expensive part of Australia is Sydney, because of the amount of tourists there are immigrants. Check your facts, there isn’t one true statement in this site.

    • BobinOz May 29, 2017, 6:59 pm | Link

      Pavlova? Who mentioned Pavlova?

      Anyway, I think you will find there are some true statements in this site, just not on this page.

  • Austin May 21, 2017, 8:49 pm | Link

    Your knowledge of Australia is lacking. Crime rate here is as low as it gets. Compare it to other countries and you’d be blown away by the information before you. It’s one of the safest countries to live in. You clearly didn’t do your research before making this.

  • i don't like Australia May 19, 2017, 1:04 pm | Link

    this website is sooooo true. Australia has the worst heat and i got so sunburnt. and there are the weirdest animals e.g snakes.
    in the shopping centers there were way to many people every where

    • BobinOz May 19, 2017, 7:51 pm | Link

      Ah, yes, thanks for adding that one which somehow slipped the net, bloomin, snakes in the shopping centres! They’re everywhere, especially when the sales are on!

      As for the people though, yes, they are EVERYWHERE! I remember reading somewhere that there’s one person for every 7 square miles in Australia. Ridiculous!

      Bloomin’ Australia!

      Thanks for your comment i don’t like Australia, you made my day 🙂

    • Brooklyn May 26, 2017, 9:35 am | Link

      Ooooooh sunburn. Really? Wear sunscreen, wear a hat, put on a shirt. Pretty simple.

    • Lime July 14, 2017, 4:17 pm | Link

      Hey, maybe if you used sunscreen you wouldn’t have gotten sunburnt. It’s not that hard.
      Don’t say you did, because you wouldn’t have been sunburnt otherwise.

    • Martin November 27, 2017, 7:17 am | Link

      Hey, do you think snakes don’t deserve Black Fridays? How can you be so insensitive? 🙂

      • BobinOz November 27, 2017, 7:29 pm | Link

        Do you mean Red-bellied Black Fridays? 🙂

  • Lillianna April 30, 2017, 2:21 pm | Link

    Hi Bob
    You are way of course Australia is nothing like that and while the government is bad half of the things you said were exaggerated or plainly not true. i have lived in Australia a long time and have not heard or seen some of those things you talked about!
    Even though some of those things were silly i must agree with the 2nd one and a few others. Some other things you talked about were very true i was talking about them for ages!

    • BobinOz May 2, 2017, 6:40 pm | Link

      The things I said? I think you need to read it again to find out exactly who said what 🙂

      • Frank Accardo May 22, 2017, 9:29 am | Link

        This an open letter to all who are on this forum. I live in the US with my wife who’s an Australian citizen. After visiting Australia for the first time in 2001, I had an epiphany and realized that Australia aligned much more to my personal beliefs about healthcare, gun control, and other issues. My question has always been, how do we make the move to Australia? I’m a respiratory therapist in the US, but the field is not recognized in Australia. My wife is a writer, so she’d have no trouble moving. But what can I do? I guess my question is, could I study for anything in the US in relatively short order, and use that knowledge to find a job in Australia? Any ideas? Any former US citizens who have managed to make a life in Australia? Thank you for anybody who might be able to offer some advise.

        • BobinOz May 22, 2017, 7:05 pm | Link

          Frank, I’m not sure what you mean by ‘not recognised in Australia’, because I have just googled ‘respiratory therapist jobs in Australia’ and quite a few vacancies have shown up. Obviously with your wife being an Australian citizen, she won’t need a visa, but if you can successfully apply for one as her husband then I see no reason why you shouldn’t find work in your field when you get here.

          I have a page about Americans in Australia, you might like to read it and take a look at the comments made on it, there are quite a few stories of people who have moved from the US to Australia. Here’s the link…


          • Frank Accardo May 23, 2017, 12:41 am | Link

            Hi Bob. I’ve googled those same respiratory positions several times in the past. Unfortunately, they are all either Saudi Arabia or US locations. Plus, I’m not actually worried about the actual filling out of the visa, because I know I would have little trouble getting in with my wife and her family being Australian citizens. I just wouldn’t want to be any type of burden on the system by not finding work.

  • Geft February 25, 2017, 2:07 am | Link

    Guys am about to move to Australia and am guessing i can hear from you guys if it’s really bad down there as Fred claims… Help

    • Jillaroo February 25, 2017, 4:32 am | Link

      No it’s not. Do you believe everything you read? “Fred” is, shall we say, just a bit unhinged. He’s jealous of those who have a wonderful life in Australia… and so many do! He is trying to bring people down with complete and utter lies for no other reason but jealousy. I actually feel sorry for him and his delusional ideas.

      • Geft February 25, 2017, 6:27 am | Link

        I feel much better now.
        I don’t believe everything i read but to be on the safer side. Am a Nigerian, some part of my country has very high level of violence and it’s for real

        • Jillaroo February 25, 2017, 6:52 am | Link

          Australia doesn’t have zero crime but it’s no where in the scale of Nigeria. Have you a visa already?

          • Geft February 25, 2017, 8:07 am | Link

            On the process (visa)

            • lillianna April 30, 2017, 2:27 pm | Link

              Hi geft
              I agree with jillaroo, australia is a great place to live. while the heat can be awful at times it is a great excuse to go too one of the stunning beaches.
              Lots of the things said above by “Fred” were so exaggerated i laughed. From my experience i would move here if anywhere.

              • Geft May 1, 2017, 12:34 am | Link

                Thanks a lot for your comment… Am more convinced

    • Lime July 14, 2017, 4:19 pm | Link

      Don’t stress man. You will love it in Oz, and we all know that this site is complete bull.
      It is a great place and you get to know people pretty quickly.

      BTW, where are you moving to?

      • BobinOz July 14, 2017, 7:52 pm | Link

        Well, I think this site is pretty good, it’s just this page that stinks 🙂

  • David February 3, 2017, 4:13 pm | Link

    G’day Bob,
    My ex-employer has an American wife, so they travel back to America annual to see her family. He told me he was speaking to his brother in law and when asked why he dose not come to visit Australia. His American brother in law told him “I don’t want to be shoot”.

    He was asked what he meant by that, the response went some thing like this. “The amount of shootings that happen in Australia, its a wonder all Australian aren’t dead”
    (So I guess they just accept the (OCCASIONAL) shooting that happens in America is just part of there Life. Is his information spread by Americas NRA so the will not have restricted gun laws ???)

    He was shocked when my ex-employer told him that this was not the case and we only have possibly a couple of gun related deaths every year.

    This could possibly be put in as a reason not to move to Australia???

    Regards David

    • BobinOz February 3, 2017, 7:51 pm | Link

      Well, these are actually Fred’s 10 reasons not to move to Australia, not mine, but I’m really surprised that Fred missed this one out. I think it would have fitted perfectly in amongst his list.

      ‘Don’t move to Australia because you will almost certainly be senselessly shot in the street for no reason, unlike America where this sort of thing never happens.’

      I don’t know who on earth managed to convince this person that Australia has a problem with shootings and that it is safer in the US, but whoever it was, he is the Prince (or maybe she is the Princess) of propaganda.

      Trump should have this person on his team; maybe he already does?

  • Cameron January 24, 2017, 7:39 pm | Link

    Depending on which blood line you look at, I’m a 4th generation Australian, 4th is the minimum, I could just as easily claim to be a 6th, and frankly if I could leave this over governed, over taxed land I would. We must be the only country looking at the States at the moment and thinking “well he might be objectionable but at least he’s brighter than our lot”. Governed by self serving, snout in the trough bell ends who are so indignant when they get their hands slapped yet will still happily put rules and regulations around every thing a person might reasonably want to do in a society. But that’s ok because 95% of Australians don’t bother with the law anyway, it really is a society where only the stupoid follow the rules. Christ I hate this place

    • BobinOz January 25, 2017, 4:25 pm | Link

      Well Cameron, it’s actually interesting that you have picked on my two pet hates about Australia, and I really don’t have very many at all. I have to agree with you about our quite hopeless and often greedy politicians and the ridiculous nanny state rules that apply in our various states and territories.

      But my word, the day I looked towards the US with envy, whether Trump is in charge or not, will be the day I make arrangements to quickly return with my family to the UK. It’ll probably be the same day that Darwin has snow at Christmas.

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