It’s Another “I’m Not Here” Post…

I’m not here.

This isn’t the first time I’ve not been here either, it has happened previously as I discovered when I used the search facility on my own website and also utilised the built-in memory of my brain to find “I’m not here” related posts.

Here’s what came up:

• Yippeee! I’m on Holiday
• The Sunshine Coast: Heading North for the Weekend
• Leaving Australia on a Jet Plane
• I am not here. I am in Maroochydore

So, if I’m not here, where am I?

I’ll give you three clues, here’s the first one.

Clue number one

This is easy, all you need to do is grab your local map of the world, some callipers, and start making some pencil marks, or you can even use your favourite crayon, to mark a series of arcs or circles using the distances on this signpost until my very destination is bombarded with your inscriptions making it absolutely obvious where I am.

No? Need a closer look at those distances?

No worries, you have two clues left.

Okay, let’s try…

Clue number two

Don’t worry if you can’t get it yet, I promise you three clues and here’s the third.

Clue number three

If any of you have any idea where I am, call 0800 Sydney, calls cost just $1000 a millisecond and if you’re right, you could win yourself a jar of Vegemite. Can’t say fairer than that, can I?

I’ll tell you all about my mini break next week.