I’m not here.
This isn’t the first time I’ve not been here either, it has happened previously as I discovered when I used the search facility on my own website and also utilised the built-in memory of my brain to find “I’m not here” related posts.
Here’s what came up:
- Yippeee! I’m on Holiday
- The Sunshine Coast: Heading North for the Weekend
- Leaving Australia on a Jet Plane
- I am not here. I am in Maroochydore
So, if I’m not here, where am I?
I’ll give you three clues, here’s the first one.
Clue number one
This is easy, all you need to do is grab your local map of the world, some callipers, and start making some pencil marks, or you can even use your favourite crayon, to mark a series of arcs or circles using the distances on this signpost until my very destination is bombarded with your inscriptions making it absolutely obvious where I am.
No? Need a closer look at those distances?
Okay, let’s try…
Clue number two
Clue number three
I’ll tell you all about my mini break next week.